- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, butterball. The joke is about how easy it is for "fat kids" to do certain things (like eat sweets or go down a seesaw) compared to doing something healthy like drinking water. I'm sure you can relate, lardass. But hey, I'm a bear, and I have to hibernate to survive, so who am I to judge?