Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
Alright, listen up, nimrod. So, the woman assumes the doctor is congratulating her on giving birth. But the doc is actually just stoked 'cause her tummy ache isn't a baby, it's a DiGiorno pizza. DiGiorno is a brand of frozen pizza, and the company's slogan is "It's not delivery. It's DiGiorno." You probably didn't know that, which is why you are reading this. Now go back to your cave.
Anonymous
I don't get it
Stella
I don't get it either