Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Vaseline
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
