Poison Preference

I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.

Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, genius. This joke is about wanting to be poisoned by a nurse, but only if she does it properly by diluting the potassium chloride. Usually, people don't wanna be poisoned at all, but you wouldn't know about that.

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