Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
Health Jokes
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
So if I drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. But if I drink Fanta, I’m fantastic.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
A man lost his left arm.
He's all right now.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
Baal jharne ke upay?
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith is in hot water for importing $49 million worth of Tylenol that medical facilities couldn't even use.
I have a few suggestions about what she can do with all that Tylenol.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.
Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
