James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
