James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
Chlamydia Jokes
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
