My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cook book in the women’s sports section
There are 206 bones in the human body 207 when I'm at a nursery
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
My doctor asked my brother if anyone in the family suffers from mental illness.
He replied: "No, we all seem to rather enjoy it."
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother. Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics , It should be a piece of cake !
Doctor: You should stop masturbating. Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
Went to the doctor told him Ive been having dreams first about a wigwam then about a teepee he said I was 2 tents
Which nut is the worst for your diet? Donuts.
me explaining the school nurse that ice cant cure everything nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl
Why do people shake ciggrate boxes? To wake up the cancer
So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimers". The old guy replies "At least I've not got cancer".
People say rape is bad, it is because I don't want STD and HIV
why biden not get virus............... He sniff everyone
Only profession one could have coronavirus and still goes to work is suicide terrorist.
imagine this senario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "you have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc" and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat? VEGETABLE OIL!
