Health jokes
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn't it listed that she's here?
Zari: Your sister isn't listed in the meantime, just relax.
Gina: That still doesn't answer why she's not listed. I want her to see me!
Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.
Gina: Do you know my sister's name?
Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.
Gina: Fine, I don't care!!!
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is.”