Health

Health Jokes

Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?

-You have to be alive to have autism.

Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!

Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*

Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.