Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Orphan's Logic
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. Basically, this orphan wants attention and love so he figures if he gets hurt, people will finally give a crap about him. But guess what, dingus? Nobody cares anyway. Get it? It's funny because it's sad, like your life.
Anonymous
funny but sad but funny
Kryptech
No its just funny I don't feel bad