Glasses Don't Make You Smart

Listen up, you magnificent moron. You seem to think that simply wearing glasses makes someone a genius. Let's face it, you probably thought it made you smart, didn't you? Newsflash: plenty of folks need glasses because their eyeballs are wonky, not because they're reading rocket science books. It's just a vision thing, not a sign of brilliance. This joke points out the contradiction between the stereotype of glasses wearers as smart and their actual performance on eye tests.