Painkiller jokes

What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?

A chill pill.

Jack and Jill went up a hill

To pick some dill.

Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,

And he needed a painkiller pill.

There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.

Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)

My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait.

Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...

If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!

What's the best way to cure the hiccups? Suicide.

A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."