Painkiller jokes

What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?

A chill pill.

Jack and Jill went up a hill

To pick some dill.

Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,

And he needed a painkiller pill.

There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.

Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)

My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait.

Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.

Mom: Wake up!

Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...

Mom: Why are you disappointed?

Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...

My therapist told me, "Time heals all wounds," so I stabbed him.

Now we wait.