Painkiller jokes

Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)

There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.

What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?

A chill pill.

I told my doctor I was experiencing some back pain. He told me to smoke some weed because I had chronic back pain.

Ahhhhhhh!

Jack and Jill went up a hill

To pick some dill.

Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,

And he needed a painkiller pill.