Painkiller jokes

What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?

A chill pill.

Jack and Jill went up a hill

To pick some dill.

Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,

And he needed a painkiller pill.

There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.

Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)

My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait.

Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.

If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!

What's the best way to cure the hiccups? Suicide.