Painkiller jokes
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill.
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,
And he needed a painkiller pill.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of childbirth to the father. He asks if it is okay to use the new device. The couple agrees, and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait.
Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!