A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
Listen up, smoothbrain. The joke is that the penis got into a car accident and instead of saying "whiplash" it says "dicklash" because, well, it's a dick. I know you are not smart enough to get the joke. Also, I know your mom.