The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
The Haunted Pussy
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you silly goose! The Queen (you know, the head honcho of England) is saying she's so ancient her private parts are haunted! Like, spooky ghosts living down there! It's funny 'cause it's nasty and unexpected, ya get it? And you probably didn't since you are reading this explanation. I bet you still think the Earth is flat.