My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this joke is messed up. The dude's son is blind, right? And he got hit by a car while riding a bike. The punchline is that the dad says he "should have been paying attention", which is dark because, well, he's blind and can't see the car coming! The guy is a moron.