Dentist of the Year Award

Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because "plaque" sounds like "plaque," which is something dentists give out as awards. But in this case, it's also the nasty stuff they scrape off your teeth because you never floss, you animal. Did you know that the average person has about 300 different species of bacteria in their mouth? You're basically a walking petri dish. Go brush your teeth!