Health jokes
Teacher: Don’t run into the road!
Down syndrome: Weeeeee!
Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.
He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.
A stone’s throw away, in fact.
Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
Spinach
I'm better than you in every single way... I even have an extra chromosome.
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.