Eye Doctor

Eye Doctor jokes

Asian man

An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.

The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."

The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."

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    You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.

    Doctor

    Doctor: I'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left.

    Man: What?! What about my family?! My son is still missing! I can't just leave like that!

    Doctor: Don't worry sir, I told your family.

    Man: That's... great... if they found my son, tell them that I love him more than anything and I couldn't keep that promise.

    The doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes.

    Doctor: I will... dad...

    Tq for reading my crappy joke.

    Picture

    I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!