Eye Doctor jokes
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left.
Man: What?! What about my family?! My son is still missing! I can't just leave like that!
Doctor: Don't worry sir, I told your family.
Man: That's... great... if they found my son, tell them that I love him more than anything and I couldn't keep that promise.
The doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes.
Doctor: I will... dad...
Tq for reading my crappy joke.
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.
A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I'm sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live."
The man says "10!? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?"
The doctor calmly replies "Nine".
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."
I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.