Red Teeth Hazard

What's something red that is bad for your teeth?

A brick.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, you genius. The joke plays on the listener thinking of red food, which stains the teeth. But surprise! It's a brick, which will obliterate your teeth. I bet you thought bricks are for building and not for snacks. You're so dumb, I bet you think a balanced diet is a cupcake in each hand.

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