Pimple jokes

How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.

What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?

A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.

What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?

You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.

What is the difference between acne and a priest?

Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.

He pimples?

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

Google "cream pie recipes".

Q. What do you give a sick lemon?

A. Lemon-aid.

Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂

Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!

Why is the rum gone?