Pimple jokes

How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.

What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?

A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.

What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?

You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.

What is the difference between acne and a priest?

Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.

He pimples?

How do you make a fruit punch?

You give it a pair of boxing gloves.

Q. What do you give a sick lemon?

A. Lemon-aid.

Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂

Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs, and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: "Super cauliflower, eggs, but cheese was quite atrocious." (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!