Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.
Espresso Depression
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is about switching from "depresso" (feeling depressed) to "espresso" (a strong coffee). Even though the person is still sad, at least they're zooming around with caffeine now. It's funny 'cause, like, being fast doesn't fix being sad, genius.