Toothache jokes

What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.

What time is it when you have a toothache?

2:30 (Tooth hurty).

What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.

Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?

Daughter: *tooth hurty*

Dad: All right.

What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.

One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."