Toothache jokes

One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."

What time is it when you have a toothache?

2:30 (Tooth hurty).

What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.

Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?

Daughter: *tooth hurty*

Dad: All right.

What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.

What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.