Toothache jokes
What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."
Q. What鈥檚 white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.