You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Turning World
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about how skinny you are. Like, SO skinny that you don't even have enough mass to keep the Earth from turning to the left instead of the right! You know, like how the Earth normally spins. Which, by the way, it TOTALLY does. I know you wouldn't know that, but now you do, so you can thank me later.
Anonymous
that doesn't make sense