Mental Hospital Count

Fella walks past a mental hospital; they're all out in the garden behind this big fence, all shouting "13, 13, 13, 13," etc., over and over again.

This fella is intrigued, sees a little hole in the fence, looks through it... gets fucking poked straight in the eye!

Then they all start singing, "14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14!"

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. So, this dude walks by a loony bin, right? The crazy folks are yelling "13" a bunch of times. He's nosy and peeks through a hole in the fence, then BAM! Gets poked in the eye. Now they're all yelling "14" because he's now one of them, missing an eye. Get it? You probably don't, considering you're asking me to explain it.

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