What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Health Jokes
What's harder than taking a shit?
Trying to take a shit while constipated!
It ain't always easy having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
Swallow cum, not gum.
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
Why do cheetahs have spots?
Chickenpox!
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia.
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
Symptoms of Schizophrenia
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
How do you start a rave?
Throw a flashbang into the epileptic ward of a hospital.
I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.
I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
Teacher: Don’t run into the road!
Down syndrome: Weeeeee!
Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.
Diarrhea.
