A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging, “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says, “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
The Stillborn Baby
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Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, like, there's this lady, right? She has a baby, but the doc starts tossin' the poor kid around like a football. Mom's losin' it, but then BAM! Doc says it was a joke 'cause the baby was already dead. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and twisted! You probably think that's how babies are born, you doofus.