Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off? Well, he's dead.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you cotton-headed ninny muggins. The joke is funny because losing half your body is usually bad. The joke implies that the guy should be alive, but he ain't because of the lost side. It's funny because of the misfortune, which you probably have a lot of.
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No, he's on sale at Macy's-- half off! A good deal, if you ask me.. ;)
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