If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
Health Jokes
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.
Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?
"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."
If you have cancer, you are gay.
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
I have ligma.
What's the difference between cancer and me?
My dad didn't beat cancer... Whelp, I guess I stole that one.
