Health jokes
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Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
I forgot the joke.
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
What is the difference between a priest and a doctor?
The doctor doesn't like to give physicals.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?