Health jokes
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
What is the difference between a priest and a doctor?
The doctor doesn't like to give physicals.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.
What is a good night sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk home from school and walk home and walk home from home and walk home and get a good night walk and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from...
I did a good walk and I...
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
They say I'll mess up my insides, but I don't have any.
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.