How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
Health Jokes
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
I forgot the joke.
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
What is the difference between a priest and a doctor?
The doctor doesn't like to give physicals.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.
What is a good night sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk home from school and walk home and walk home from home and walk home and get a good night walk and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from...
I did a good walk and I...
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
