Dental jokes
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
halloween be like
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"
The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"
"Yellow and far apart."
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
I went to see my dentist, and she warned me it was going to hurt. Then, she told me she was having an affair with my husband. Good news though...the cleaning didn't hurt.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂