Dental

Dental Jokes

Murder

Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?

All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.

Teeth

The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"

The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"

"Yellow and far apart."

Depression

Dentist: Open up, sir.

Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.

Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.

Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.

Dentist: Do you need help??

Me: Yep.

Dentist: ...

Me: ....

Oreo

Why did the OREO go to the dentist?

Because he needed a filling. 😂

Health

What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?

Dumb.

Dentist

Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”

Patient: “OK.”

Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”

Dentist

A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"

The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!

Brick

What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.

What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.

What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.

Murder

Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?

Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".

Water

What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?

It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!