Dental jokes

What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?

- A baseball bat.

Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?

All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.

The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"

The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"

"Yellow and far apart."

Dentist: Open up, sir.

Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.

Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.

Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.

Dentist: Do you need help??

Me: Yep.

Dentist: ...

Me: ....

Why did the OREO go to the dentist?

Because he needed a filling. 😂

What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?

Dumb.

What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.

How do you blindfold an Asian?

You use dental floss.

Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”

Patient: “OK.”

Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”

What's green and bad for your teeth?

A green brick.

A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"

The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!

What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.

What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.

What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.

Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?

Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".

What do dentists play at their practice?

Dental records.

What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?

It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!

Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?

A: Use dental floss.