Dental jokes
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
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My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"
The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"
"Yellow and far apart."
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.