What's brown and rather bad for your dental health? -A baseball bat
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records
How do you blindfold an Asian? You use dental floss.
what is six inches,goes in your mouth,and it's fun when it vibrates.A TOOTH BRUSH.
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.” Patient: “OK.” Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife.”
A Japanese man goes to the dentist after being there for a while, the dentist ask “ How of do you floss your teeth? The jap said “ after every meal”, when they finish up the dentist turns to him and “says you need to floss your eyes more, I can still see them”
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve? Answer; Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
What do dentists play at their practice? Dental records
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw? It had a hurt o-chin(Ocean)!
Q:How do you cover a Chinese's eyes ?
A:Use dental floss
