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I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)

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Moose

A screenshot of a Reddit post. The question reads, "What is something illegal that you've done and gotten away with?" The top comment says, "So you know how some people have bowls of candy with a 'take one' sign out for Halloween? Well, I fucked a dead moose."

Gun

A meme featuring the 'Nobody:' format followed by a YouTube video thumbnail and title. The top text reads: 'Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul on this Earth: THEN THERE'S THE USA:'. Below this is a YouTube video thumbnail showing a man, Paul Harrell, standing outdoors in a rural area with trees behind him. The video title is 'Should You Carry a Gun While Trick-or-Treating? (2021 Halloween Special)'. The video is by Paul Harrell, has 125K views, and was uploaded 4 days ago.

Count dooku

A USB drive is made to look like a KitKat bar. The text says: "These kids think they gonna get candy tonight when really I'm handing out 80 hours audio on why count dooku was actually a good guy."

Spooky meme

This Jake

A skeleton with two rifles stands in front of a laptop screen. The text on top reads: "Me when i don't see any spooky memes 3 seconds into October 1".

Skeleton

The image has two panels. The upper panel shows a skeleton in a car. The text above the image says, "Can we listen to something besides 'spooky scary skeletons'?" The lower panel shows a dark SUV with an open door and a woman falling out.

Skeleton

Do you hear what I hear? | Daily Spooktober Meme #3

A four-panel meme featuring a skeleton. In the first panel, a skeleton lies on the ground with text "sshshhhhh...". In the second panel, another skeleton looks up with the text "You hear that?". In the third panel, the skeleton says "It's the sound of...". In the fourth panel, the skeleton's eyes glow red with laser beams, and the image is 'deep-fried' with text "...Halloween".

Spooktober

HAPPY SPOOKTOBER EVERYONE!!! | DAILY SPOOKTOBER MEME #1

The meme features a character from the Call of Duty video game, Captain Price or Ghost, with a skull superimposed over their face. The top text reads "no one: not a soul: 12 AM October 1st:". The bottom text, overlaid on the image, reads "bravo six, going spooky". This is a variation of the "Bravo Six, going dark" meme.

Skeleton

Make sure to drink milk!!! | Daily Spooktober Meme #2

A skeleton sits in the passenger seat of a car, buckled up with a seatbelt. A white piece of paper taped to the window next to it reads: "Please don't break the window. The A/C is on. He has milk and is listening to his favorite spooky music."

Meme

Gonna need some comments here! | Daily Spooky Meme #4

A cartoon skeleton, looking distressed, holds its boney hands to its head with an open mouth and angry eyebrows. The background is dark. Above the skeleton, the text reads: "When you post a spooky meme and no one comments 'thank mr skeltal'".

Corner

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A person wearing a plaid shirt and blue jeans is positioned with two pumpkins replacing their buttocks. They are facing forward with a smiling pumpkin head. The text overlay reads: "When Halloween is around the corner and that one girl still finds a way to be a th*t."

Calcium

GET YOUR CALCIUM FOLKS!!! | Daily Spooktober Meme #5

A humorous image shows a silver Jeep Wrangler driving at night, heavily decorated with several skeleton figures. Skeletons are visible in the driver's seat, back seat, on the roof rack, and hanging off the spare tire at the back. The text at the top reads: "Hop in loser we're gonna go searching for calcium."

Sex

A screenshot from Pornhub displaying a post. The post asks, "If you have sex on Halloween, is it a monster mash or a graveyard smash?" A reply below states, "It's only a graveyard smash if she's had an abortion."

Trick

A security camera image shows a large man with a bucket full of candy standing on a porch with a child running away. The text on the image reads "Bro done got tricked" with skull and surprised face emojis.

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Spooktober

Merry Spookmass, Everyone!!! | Daily Spooktober Meme #6

A four-panel image. The top-left panel shows Shaggy from Scooby-Doo with puffed cheeks, playing a flute-like instrument. The top-right panel reads 'me in September'. The bottom-left panel shows a skeleton playing a saxophone. The bottom-right panel reads 'me in Spooktober'. Below these panels, a caption says 'It's beginning to look a lot like Spookmas...'

Costume

A screenshot of a Reddit post from the subreddit r/NoStupidQuestions. The post title reads "Dressing as MF DOOM for Halloween but I'm white". The body of the post states, "I'm always thinking of Halloween costumes and my idea for this year is MF DOOM but I'm white. Just wanting to make sure this is appropriate considering I'm white." Below the text are icons for upvote, downvote, comments (with "2"), awards, and share.

Pumpkin

The image shows two side-by-side photos of a carved pumpkin. The left image shows the unlit pumpkin with a goofy, cartoony face carved into it. The right image shows the same pumpkin with a light inside, making the face glow.

Child

A toddler, dressed in grey overalls, long blue plastic gloves like a veterinarian, and boots, stands in the foreground with one arm extended, looking at the viewer. Behind the child, several adults in full-body animal costumes are lined up, facing away from the camera. These costumes include a black and white spotted cow, a shaggy brown animal with horns (possibly a Highland cow or yak), a plain brown animal, and a white horned animal (possibly a goat). The scene takes place outdoors, possibly on a porch or walkway. The text 'CocoFun' is visible at the bottom right.

Girl

Them asians are built diffrent

A meme showing two pictures side by side. On the left is a cartoon character with a big smile and on the right a woman with a wide smile. Text says "My girl wants to be flash for Halloween" and "I think this girl played in the film..." followed by "FUNNY MEMES" in large letters.

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How was everyone's Halloween!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONEEEE

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HAPPY SPOOKTOBER !!!!!!!👻🍬

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