100+ Best Halloween Jokes - Page 6 - Worst Jokes Ever

Year

Rylee ੈ♡˳ · 3 years ago

I usually hang up Halloween decorations,

but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.

Bath

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image shows two scenes of the same bathtub. In the first scene, a person is relaxing in the tub, saying, "I am so relaxed." In the second scene, a second person has appeared in the tub, wearing a witch hat, and says, "Surprise!" The first person is clearly shocked and asks, "Why is this happening?"

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Wiener

the wicked wiener · 6 years ago

A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"

Mama

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.

Pedophile

Bob · 8 years ago

What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?

Halloween. Free delivery!

Skeleton

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Make sure to drink milk!!! | Daily Spooktober Meme #2

A skeleton sits in the passenger seat of a car, buckled up with a seatbelt. A white piece of paper taped to the window next to it reads: "Please don't break the window. The A/C is on. He has milk and is listening to his favorite spooky music."

Calcium

Anonymous · 1 year ago

GET YOUR CALCIUM FOLKS!!! | Daily Spooktober Meme #5

A humorous image shows a silver Jeep Wrangler driving at night, heavily decorated with several skeleton figures. Skeletons are visible in the driver's seat, back seat, on the roof rack, and hanging off the spare tire at the back. The text at the top reads: "Hop in loser we're gonna go searching for calcium."

Trick

Drakes snake · 2 years ago

A security camera image shows a large man with a bucket full of candy standing on a porch with a child running away. The text on the image reads "Bro done got tricked" with skull and surprised face emojis.

Spooktober

Anonymous · 1 year ago

HAPPY SPOOKTOBER EVERYONE!!! | DAILY SPOOKTOBER MEME #1

The meme features a character from the Call of Duty video game, Captain Price or Ghost, with a skull superimposed over their face. The top text reads "no one: not a soul: 12 AM October 1st:". The bottom text, overlaid on the image, reads "bravo six, going spooky". This is a variation of the "Bravo Six, going dark" meme.

Child

Willy b · 11 months ago

A toddler, dressed in grey overalls, long blue plastic gloves like a veterinarian, and boots, stands in the foreground with one arm extended, looking at the viewer. Behind the child, several adults in full-body animal costumes are lined up, facing away from the camera. These costumes include a black and white spotted cow, a shaggy brown animal with horns (possibly a Highland cow or yak), a plain brown animal, and a white horned animal (possibly a goat). The scene takes place outdoors, possibly on a porch or walkway. The text 'CocoFun' is visible at the bottom right.

Sex

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot from Pornhub displaying a post. The post asks, "If you have sex on Halloween, is it a monster mash or a graveyard smash?" A reply below states, "It's only a graveyard smash if she's had an abortion."

Candy

Cricket Green · 3 years ago

Day 3

The image has text that reads "KID #420" and "FREE CANDY". Under the text, there's a picture of a guy with glasses and a beard, and a large pile of candy. To the right, the image shows Sid, a cartoon character with a big smile.

Costume

DANDYASTRO · 12 days ago

POV: when u can't find the perfeact costume, then u find a random costume a wear it on the night of Halloween

A vibrant digital drawing of a cute, stylized anime girl wearing a purple witch outfit, complete with a wide-brimmed witch hat topped with a glowing yellow star, purple hair, and large expressive eyes smiling enthusiastically.

Meme

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Gonna need some comments here! | Daily Spooky Meme #4

A cartoon skeleton, looking distressed, holds its boney hands to its head with an open mouth and angry eyebrows. The background is dark. Above the skeleton, the text reads: "When you post a spooky meme and no one comments 'thank mr skeltal'".

Gun

Creed (shit isnt availabe) · 1 year ago

A meme featuring the 'Nobody:' format followed by a YouTube video thumbnail and title. The top text reads: 'Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul on this Earth: THEN THERE'S THE USA:'. Below this is a YouTube video thumbnail showing a man, Paul Harrell, standing outdoors in a rural area with trees behind him. The video title is 'Should You Carry a Gun While Trick-or-Treating? (2021 Halloween Special)'. The video is by Paul Harrell, has 125K views, and was uploaded 4 days ago.

Parent

Hailey ❁ · 4 years ago

Halloween meme 🎃🎃🎃

The image is a tweet that reads: "Parents 364 days a year: Don't take candy from strangers. Parents on Halloween: Take candy from strangers. In the dark. And share with me."

Government

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Pumpkin

♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 2 years ago

The image shows two side-by-side photos of a carved pumpkin. The left image shows the unlit pumpkin with a goofy, cartoony face carved into it. The right image shows the same pumpkin with a light inside, making the face glow.

Candy

Rubeedi · 1 year ago

Check your kid's Halloween candy!!

Two chocolate candies are shown on a white background. One is a whole, cylindrical chocolate. The other is a similar chocolate, cut in half, revealing a surprised, wide-eyed cartoon face with an open mouth inside, replacing the typical filling. The text above reads: 'PLEASE check your kid's Halloween candy carefully!! just found this'.

Spooktober

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Merry Spookmass, Everyone!!! | Daily Spooktober Meme #6

A four-panel image. The top-left panel shows Shaggy from Scooby-Doo with puffed cheeks, playing a flute-like instrument. The top-right panel reads 'me in September'. The bottom-left panel shows a skeleton playing a saxophone. The bottom-right panel reads 'me in Spooktober'. Below these panels, a caption says 'It's beginning to look a lot like Spookmas...'

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Community talk

☠︎︎✞𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐎✞☠︎︎

good morning hope everyone had a decent Halloween

SPROUTCOSMOO

hello everyone hope u had a fun Halloween, did i got a lot of treats and no tricks hehe

JaBe mistr 😃

👻🎃Happy Halloween! 🎃👻