Halloween Jokes

So me and my friend dressed as dead people for halloween only difference in costume was he was dead

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I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie ....... no one could tell that it was their blood

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What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.

I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that i saw pristiano penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon

Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost? Harlem, New York.

what did the skeleton say to the other wow that song spooky scary skeletons really does send chills down my spine

That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.

what do orphans be on haloween? themselves

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover

I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.

What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.

what is a ghost favorite cake? i scream cake!

I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻