Halloween jokes
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH!
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
Will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today!
Beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that!
Will: Yey!
Beverly: What should we bring him?
Will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* Come in the bucket!
What do you read on Halloween?
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.