what did the skeleton say to the other wow that song spooky scary skeletons really does send chills down my spine
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-MYERS it.
i'ts best not to say hail satan because he can't control the weather!
what is a ghost favorite cake? i scream cake!
whats yellow and cant swim? my mom on halloween
Why cant the Skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has 'No Body' to go with!
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test
How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common? They can both carve a new emotion.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zomBEE.
Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for halloween. :)
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton. He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
What is a peados favourite time off year Halloween because they get free delivery
