Halloween

Halloween Jokes

Costume

So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.

Carving

I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.

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  • Zombie

    I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...

    no one could tell that it was their blood.

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  • Mama

    Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.

    Sandwich

    What would you find on a haunted beach?

    A sand-witch!

    "Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"

    Job

    What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.

    Ghost

    I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.

    Ghost

    Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?

    Harlem, New York.

    Emo kid

    That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.

    Sleepover

    I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.

    Skeleton

    What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"

    Nut

    I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?

    Witch

    What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.

    Penaldo

    I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻

    Lamp

    What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!