When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton a CREEPYpasta (it’s my first one lol)
What’s a pedophiles favorite part of Halloween, Free Delivery.
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's there last holiday for them but at least there still hanging on...
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.
So your human huh well Im a skeleton so not much gets under my skin
What did one skeleton say to the other? skeleton1:"I need a hand!" skeleton2:(Throws up hand) skeleton1: "That wasn't very humerus." skeleton2: "Why do you have to be so heartless." skeleton1: "At least I had the guts to tell you"
What is a peados favourite time off year Halloween because they get free delivery
So me and my friend dressed as dead people for halloween only difference in costume was he was dead
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked "Dad, what are you wearing?". The father would answer with "A costume for Halloween.". the child asked "can i join?". He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
what did the skeleton say to the other wow that song spooky scary skeletons really does send chills down my spine
My son asked me “ what is angel cake made of?” I reply by listing the ingredients in mr Kipling angel cakes, Then he shouts “STOP” I stop as I reach food colourings he slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper “well in my angel cake I put angels in them” I freaked out about this so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake he said”grandma the one who died last Saturday”
what kind of poops do take? a spooky dookie.
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween and then rail her in a spooky mask season
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies
