The 20+ Best Spooky Jokes

When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.

I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.

Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!

I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days

what did the skeleton say to the other wow that song spooky scary skeletons really does send chills down my spine

What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton a CREEPYpasta (it’s my first one lol)

What’s a pedophiles favorite part of Halloween, Free Delivery.

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's there last holiday for them but at least there still hanging on...

2. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you 😫

What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration

A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked "Dad, what are you wearing?". The father would answer with "A costume for Halloween.". the child asked "can i join?". He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.

What did one skeleton say to the other? skeleton1:"I need a hand!" skeleton2:(Throws up hand) skeleton1: "That wasn't very humerus." skeleton2: "Why do you have to be so heartless." skeleton1: "At least I had the guts to tell you"

I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.

So your human huh well Im a skeleton so not much gets under my skin

What is a peados favourite time off year Halloween because they get free delivery

So me and my friend dressed as dead people for halloween only difference in costume was he was dead

what kind of poops do take? a spooky dookie.

I asked my mom is I could be Wednesday ( from the Addams family) She said no she said I would look creepy and weird she said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE, the outfit looked ridicules, Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;