Spooky jokes
When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”
Tis the season to be spooky.
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"