Spooky jokes
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Tis the season to be spooky.
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.