Halloween jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Tis the season to be spooky.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today!
Beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that!
Will: Yey!
Beverly: What should we bring him?
Will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* Come in the bucket!
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.