Halloween jokes
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
If we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.
So what are you waiting for? Hit the button, idiot.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
She has a right mindset
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
I usually hang up Halloween decorations,
but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.
Tis the season to be spooky.
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.