Halloween Jokes

What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common? They can both carve a new emotion.

What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?

A zomBEE.

A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked "Dad, what are you wearing?". The father would answer with "A costume for Halloween.". the child asked "can i join?". He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.

What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery.

I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.

can u go as a horse for halloween? well if u do i cant wait to ride u

What is a peados favourite time off year Halloween because they get free delivery

During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton. He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.

I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.

So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why does he not wearing a costume, and he said he doesn't need to. Then I realized that he's a ghost, and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!

Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey

Boo 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (so scary right)

What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?

Ma-SCARE-a!

What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat? *Boo-ho*

I usually hang up halloween decorations,

but this year imma be the decoration.

will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today! beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that! will: Yey! beverly: What should we bring him? will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* come in the bucket!