Halloween jokes
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
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What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.