Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween? - nothing
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zomBEE.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
yo mama so ugly people dress up as HER on halloween
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
