Halloween jokes
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?
Harlem, New York.
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...
no one could tell that it was their blood.
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
Boo! 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (So scary, right?)
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
I've done a ton of work today.
A SKELE-ton of work!