Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
