Halloween Jokes

Boo 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (so scary right)

Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey

can u go as a horse for halloween? well if u do i cant wait to ride u

What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat? *Boo-ho*

What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?

Ma-SCARE-a!

What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween? - nothing

So me and my friend dressed as dead people for halloween only difference in costume was he was dead

I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all

will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today! beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that! will: Yey! beverly: What should we bring him? will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* come in the bucket!

How long was the owl 🦉 trick or treating?

Owl night long!

I asked my mom is I could be Wednesday ( from the Addams family) She said no she said I would look creepy and weird she said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE, the outfit looked ridicules, Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;

I usually hang up halloween decorations,

but this year imma be the decoration.

I've done a ton of work today A SKELE-Ton of work

I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻

Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH

I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.

A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked "Dad, what are you wearing?". The father would answer with "A costume for Halloween.". the child asked "can i join?". He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.