Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm “This place looks scary” they kid said And the man replies” I know right, I have to walk out of there alone”
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie ....... no one could tell that it was their blood
what did the skeleton say to the other wow that song spooky scary skeletons really does send chills down my spine
WHEN YOU FEEL LONELY JUST WATCH A SCARY MOVIE.
YOU WONT FEEL LONELY ANYMORE:(
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
I was laughing my ass off when the 12 year old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival 🤣🤣🤣
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house
A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you.
Oh Lois,that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid.
i wanna tell you a scary math joke but i'm 2 squared to tell you
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton. He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
Your so scary that even your hairline ran a way
Child- Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodnight Grandma. Goodbye Grandpa! Dad- Wait, why are you saying that? Child- I just felt like it The next day, the Grandpa is dead Dad- That's just a VERY scary coincidence. Child- Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodbye Grandma. Dad- Wait, why are you saying that? Child- I just felt like it. The next day, the Grandma is dead. Dad- That's just a VERY scary coincidence. Child- Goodnight Mommy, Goodbye Daddy! Dad- Oh no. If I survive until tommorow, everything will be okay! Survives until tmmrow Dad- Whew! That was nice! *Goes to house* Mom- Honey! I was so worried about you! The mailman just dropped dead on our porch! (If you don't get it, the mailman is the biological father)
