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What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely? Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely? Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
Your so scary that even your hairline ran a way
what did the skeleton say to the other wow that song spooky scary skeletons really does send chills down my spine
i wanna tell you a scary math joke but i'm 2 squared to tell you
Child- Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodnight Grandma. Goodbye Grandpa! Dad- Wait, why are you saying that? Child- I just felt like it The next day, the Grandpa is dead Dad- That's just a VERY scary coincidence. Child- Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodbye Grandma. Dad- Wait, why are you saying that? Child- I just felt like it. The next day, the Grandma is dead. Dad- That's just a VERY scary coincidence. Child- Goodnight Mommy, Goodbye Daddy! Dad- Oh no. If I survive until tommorow, everything will be okay! Survives until tmmrow Dad- Whew! That was nice! *Goes to house* Mom- Honey! I was so worried about you! The mailman just dropped dead on our porch! (If you don't get it, the mailman is the biological father)
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heared scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police. But it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again. But this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby. Certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
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A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm “This place looks scary” they kid said And the man replies” I know right, I have to walk out of there alone”
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house
When your lonely watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore.
Why are there no women in the NFL? Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity. So the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch shed have to be?
i wanna tell you a scary math joke but I'm 2squarwed to tell you
remember 2000 it was scary
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15 I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie? The Creature from the Black Legume.
So I was at a class at school, and then boom explosion. lots of dead. I shoot at the peope too haha, goodbye class. Scary
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail