Halloween jokes
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
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halloween be like
Boo! 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (So scary, right?)
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
I usually hang up Halloween decorations,
but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.
Will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today!
Beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that!
Will: Yey!
Beverly: What should we bring him?
Will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* Come in the bucket!
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!