Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
Boo! 馃懟馃巸馃拃馃暦锔忦煏革笍鈽狅笍 (So scary, right?)
What鈥檚 a witch鈥檚 favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
I usually hang up Halloween decorations,
but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.
will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today! beverly: Yeah, I bet he鈥檇 love that! will: Yey! beverly: What should we bring him? will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* come in the bucket!
How long was the owl 馃 trick or treating?
Owl night long!
Knock Knock Who's there? Oswald Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!!!!
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
What do you read on Halloween?
It鈥檚 almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
Why can鈥檛 mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
I've done a ton of work today.
A SKELE-ton of work!
