Your so fat the only thing you could be for halloween was the coolaid man
yo mama so ugly people dress up as HER on halloween
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day... Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away... I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand... When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as her self for halloween
Knock Knock Who's there? Oswald Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!!!!
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween? Because that thought the pumkins were them. I tried
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15 I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween and then rail her in a spooky mask season
Knock knock Who there Terrier Terrier who You halloween decorations are terier-fying
deku: hey todroki are you done with your Halloween costume todo: yes*comes out in a macaroni outfit deku:wha- im todoroni bakugo:omfg im out *blows up ua*
This my first joke on here I know it sucks. I tried.
what do you read on halloween
Yo Mama So UGLY That on Halloween She didnt get candy
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday
Why did the lion say im faster than you to the cheetah.Because it was Halloween!
Hey guts I have a question. Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Than what is halloween?
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brothers Halloween costume is so ugly. Person 2: what was it? Person 1: He went as himself.
if we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.
So what are you waiting for? Hit the button idiot.
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why does he not wearing a costume, and he said he doesn't need to. Then I realized that he's a ghost, and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
