Halloween jokes
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
She has a right mindset
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
I've done a ton of work today.
A SKELE-ton of work!
I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Boo! 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (So scary, right?)