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Zombie

2 years ago

Spooktober meme!!!

The image shows a text that says, "When you've killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a stake when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy." Underneath the text is a blurry picture of the character Elmo looking confused.
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  • Monster

    1 year ago

    Jake this ine for you

    A slightly out-of-focus image of Elmo with the text, "When you've killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a stake when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy."
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  • Parent

    2 years ago

    Halloween meme πŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒ

    The image is a tweet that reads: "Parents 364 days a year: Don't take candy from strangers. Parents on Halloween: Take candy from strangers. In the dark. And share with me."
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  • Moose

    5 months ago
    A screenshot of a Reddit post. The question reads, "What is something illegal that you've done and gotten away with?" The top comment says, "So you know how some people have bowls of candy with a 'take one' sign out for Halloween? Well, I fucked a dead moose."
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  • Count dooku

    10 months ago
    A USB drive is made to look like a KitKat bar. The text says: "These kids think they gonna get candy tonight when really I'm handing out 80 hours audio on why count dooku was actually a good guy."
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  • Transformation

    2 months ago
    A man in a dark suit and red tie sits and gestures. His face and hands are purple. Text above reads: "For the last time, Mr. Wonka, I did not try any experimental gum, and frankly I find this entire line of questioning insulting."
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  • Childhood

    1 year ago
    The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows two boxes of tic-tacs labeled 'fresh orange', and the text 'I pretended tic-tacs were pills/drugs'. The top right shows a jar of wafer sticks, with the text 'and wafer sticks were cigarettes'. The bottom left shows a lineup of Gatorade bottles, with the text 'gatorades was vodka/alcohol'. The bottom right panel shows grape juice being poured into a glass, with the text 'and grape juice was red wine'. The final text on the image reads 'I was just that Badass.'
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  • Rainbow

    1 year ago
    A four panel image from a cartoon. In the first panel, one man is saying to another "I'm starving". The second panel shows the second man holding a bag of skittles with the word "Skittles" written in a dynamic font above. The third panel shows the second man with three tongues coming out of his mouth, saying: "Let us taste the rainbow together". The last panel shows the man with a rainbow of light coming out of his mouth. He is saying: "Agreed!"
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  • Zombie

    1 year ago

    Me:

    The image shows a red Elmo with wide eyes looking surprised. The text on the image says: "When you've killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a stake when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy."
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  • M M

    3 months ago
    The image shows a blue M&M character lying in a casket. The M&M is wearing a red baseball cap with the letter 'M' on it. There are colorful M&Ms scattered on his chest. The text overlay reads, "The hood lost a real one today."
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  • Cylinder

    1 month ago
    A figure resembling a pirate stands on a ship deck holding a sword. Overlaid on the image is text created with cut-out letters that reads: "YARRRRR ME cylinder IS STUCC IN THE BARREL OF ME M&M's tube."
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  • Pickle

    6 months ago
    The image shows a halved pickle with what appears to be a Snickers bar inside. Below the pickle is the text "SNICKLES" in the style of the Snickers logo and "REALLY SATISFIES" also in the style of the Snickers logo.
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  • Burger

    2 years ago

    it's a fnac ref

    An orangutan is driving a small vehicle. Above it says: "Me on my way to Candy's Burger and fries."
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  • Cookie

    1 year ago
    The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows a blue tin of butter cookies with several cookies visible through a cutout. The bottom left panel shows the inside of the same tin with a few, mostly unwrapped candies and some other stuff. The top right panel shows a man with large, anime-style eyes looking happy and smiling. The bottom right panel shows the same man with large, anime-style eyes and tears coming down from the bottom. The product of Denmark is visible on the cookie tin.
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  • Lie

    4 months ago
    Spongebob in the back of a van. The text on the image says "When he lied about the candy."
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  • Kid

    1 year ago

    Day 3

    The image has text that reads "KID #420" and "FREE CANDY". Under the text, there's a picture of a guy with glasses and a beard, and a large pile of candy. To the right, the image shows Sid, a cartoon character with a big smile.
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  • Night

    2 years ago

    Fnac ref

    The meme shows a four-panel image of two characters. In the first panel, an NPC character says, "I like Five nights at candy's." In the second panel, another character with a surprised face says, "Chester is out of order". The third panel shows the NPC character with a neutral face and the fourth panel shows the NPC character with an angry face.
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  • Ryan

    1 year ago

    ON BABY

    A Toy Story scene showing Woody looking concerned with Buzz Lightyear next to him making a suspicious offer. Text overlay: "When Ryan asks a young child if they want some candy."
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  • Skill

    1 year ago

    Is it just me orrr

    A woman with several lollipops in her mouth, stretching her lips outwards. The text overlay says: "When you're asked in your job interview if you have any special skills."
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  • Whip

    1 year ago
    A pack of Twizzlers is in the background and a whip-like object made of Twizzlers is in the foreground. Text on the image reads: "When you're feeling kinky but snacky."
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