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House

2 years ago

halloween be like

The image shows a house burning in the background, and a girl with a smirk in the foreground. The text reads: "Last Halloween this house gave me dental floss, a tooth brush and toothpaste... Not this year."
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  • Candy

    2 years ago

    Spooktober meme!!!

    The image shows a text that says, "When you've killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a stake when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy." Underneath the text is a blurry picture of the character Elmo looking confused.
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  • Monster

    1 year ago

    Jake this ine for you

    A slightly out-of-focus image of Elmo with the text, "When you've killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a stake when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy."
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  • Parent

    2 years ago

    Halloween meme 🎃🎃🎃

    The image is a tweet that reads: "Parents 364 days a year: Don't take candy from strangers. Parents on Halloween: Take candy from strangers. In the dark. And share with me."
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  • Meme

    1 year ago

    This Jake

    A skeleton with two rifles stands in front of a laptop screen. The text on top reads: "Me when i don't see any spooky memes 3 seconds into October 1".
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  • Moose

    5 months ago
    A screenshot of a Reddit post. The question reads, "What is something illegal that you've done and gotten away with?" The top comment says, "So you know how some people have bowls of candy with a 'take one' sign out for Halloween? Well, I fucked a dead moose."
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    Count dooku

    10 months ago
    A USB drive is made to look like a KitKat bar. The text says: "These kids think they gonna get candy tonight when really I'm handing out 80 hours audio on why count dooku was actually a good guy."
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  • Skeleton

    10 months ago
    The image has two panels. The upper panel shows a skeleton in a car. The text above the image says, "Can we listen to something besides 'spooky scary skeletons'?" The lower panel shows a dark SUV with an open door and a woman falling out.
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  • Gun

    2 months ago
    A meme featuring the 'Nobody:' format followed by a YouTube video thumbnail and title. The top text reads: 'Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul on this Earth: THEN THERE'S THE USA:'. Below this is a YouTube video thumbnail showing a man, Paul Harrell, standing outdoors in a rural area with trees behind him. The video title is 'Should You Carry a Gun While Trick-or-Treating? (2021 Halloween Special)'. The video is by Paul Harrell, has 125K views, and was uploaded 4 days ago.
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  • Corner

    2 years ago

    fr

    A person wearing a plaid shirt and blue jeans is positioned with two pumpkins replacing their buttocks. They are facing forward with a smiling pumpkin head. The text overlay reads: "When Halloween is around the corner and that one girl still finds a way to be a th*t."
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  • Trick

    1 year ago
    A security camera image shows a large man with a bucket full of candy standing on a porch with a child running away. The text on the image reads "Bro done got tricked" with skull and surprised face emojis.
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  • Pumpkin

    1 year ago
    The image shows two side-by-side photos of a carved pumpkin. The left image shows the unlit pumpkin with a goofy, cartoony face carved into it. The right image shows the same pumpkin with a light inside, making the face glow.
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  • Candy

    1 year ago

    Me:

    The image shows a red Elmo with wide eyes looking surprised. The text on the image says: "When you've killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a stake when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy."
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  • Girl

    2 years ago

    Them asians are built diffrent

    A meme showing two pictures side by side. On the left is a cartoon character with a big smile and on the right a woman with a wide smile. Text says "My girl wants to be flash for Halloween" and "I think this girl played in the film..." followed by "FUNNY MEMES" in large letters.
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  • Sex

    1 year ago
    A screenshot from Pornhub displaying a post. The post asks, "If you have sex on Halloween, is it a monster mash or a graveyard smash?" A reply below states, "It's only a graveyard smash if she's had an abortion."
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  • Candy

    1 year ago

    Day 3

    The image has text that reads "KID #420" and "FREE CANDY". Under the text, there's a picture of a guy with glasses and a beard, and a large pile of candy. To the right, the image shows Sid, a cartoon character with a big smile.
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  • House

    2 years ago

    She has a right mindset

    A young girl is smirking while in the background a house is in flames. Text on the image says, "Last Halloween this house gave me dental floss, a tooth brush and toothpaste... Not this year."
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  • Bath

    1 year ago
    The image shows two scenes of the same bathtub. In the first scene, a person is relaxing in the tub, saying, "I am so relaxed." In the second scene, a second person has appeared in the tub, wearing a witch hat, and says, "Surprise!" The first person is clearly shocked and asks, "Why is this happening?"
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    Waluigi

    2 years ago
    A video game cover featuring Waluigi stuck inside a vending machine. The cover reads "Waluigi gets his Halloween stuck in a vending machine (remastered)". There is also a rating label with the letter "M" on it. The game is for the Wii U.
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  • Costume

    10 hours ago
    A screenshot of a Reddit post from the subreddit r/NoStupidQuestions. The post title reads "Dressing as MF DOOM for Halloween but I'm white". The body of the post states, "I'm always thinking of Halloween costumes and my idea for this year is MF DOOM but I'm white. Just wanting to make sure this is appropriate considering I'm white." Below the text are icons for upvote, downvote, comments (with "2"), awards, and share.
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