Halloween jokes
What do you read on Halloween?
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
I've done a ton of work today.
A SKELE-ton of work!
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH!
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Tis the season to be spooky.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
If we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.
So what are you waiting for? Hit the button, idiot.
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.