New Halloween Jokes

On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.

Guys what should i be for Halloween (aka tmr)?????????

I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.

Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with.

Boo 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (so scary right)

I usually hang up halloween decorations,

but this year imma be the decoration.

Hey guts I have a question. Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Than what is halloween?

That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.

yo mama so ugly people dress up as HER on halloween

You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.

Can you go as a horse for Halloween?

Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!

Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday

During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton. He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.

Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween? Because that thought the pumkins were them. I tried

I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.