on Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named big dick randy
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover
Guys what should i be for Halloween (aka tmr)?????????
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.
Boo 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (so scary right)
I usually hang up halloween decorations,
but this year imma be the decoration.
Hey guts I have a question. Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Than what is halloween?
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
yo mama so ugly people dress up as HER on halloween
Your so fat the only thing you could be for halloween was the coolaid man
can u go as a horse for halloween? well if u do i cant wait to ride u
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton. He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween? Because that thought the pumkins were them. I tried
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test
what do orphans be on haloween? themselves
Me: *stabs vampire*
Wife: omg
Me: *beats vampire to death*
Wife: OMG
Me: What?
Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!
Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.
