Halloween

Halloween jokes

Michael Jackson

Michael's final wish was to be made into Lego blocks so kids could play with him for a change. Karma for the dead pedo icon.

When Michael Joseph Jackson died, plastic surgeons took his remains and made Halloween masks to give to children. The horror of the pedophile icon lives on every October 31. You can't escape the world's most dangerous pedophile, except with Pepsi-hee-hee. The pedo icon rides again.

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.

Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with.

Hey guys, I have a question.

Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?

That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.

During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.

He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.

Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?

Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.

I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.