Hairline jokes
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!