Hairline jokes
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.