Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!