Scalp jokes

I'm bald.

How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!

I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.

I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.

People are still scratching their heads over it.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.

What's the best haircut?

Chemotherapy.

Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.