Scalp jokes

I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.

People are still scratching their heads over it.

I'm bald.

How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"

"Six pounds."

"And shaving?"

"Three pounds."

"Good, then shave my head."

Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣

Your hairline.

Your hairline!

I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.