Scalp jokes

I'm bald.

How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!

I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.

I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.

People are still scratching their heads over it.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.

What's the best haircut?

Chemotherapy.

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.