Receding jokes
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
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Fuck you assholes who post porn websites and dirty images. You motherfucking asswipes don't deserve to be here. Recede into your mother's basement and jerk off to anime porn with your teddybear but don't infect us with your dumbass shit.
GENESIS 8 1But God remembered Noah and all the wild animals and the livestock that were with him in the ark, and he sent a wind over the earth, and the waters receded. 2Now the springs of the deep and the floodgates of the heavens had been closed, and the rain had stopped falling from the sky. 3The water receded steadily from the earth. At the end of the hundred and fifty days the water had gone down, 4and on the sev… Read more