What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.