Receding jokes
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.