Receding jokes
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.
Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.