What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Ur so bald that ur Harline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.