Receding

Receding jokes

Hairline

You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.

Forehead

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

Hair

Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.

Hairline

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

Yo mama

Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

Hairline

What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?

He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”

Hairline

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

Hairline

NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.

MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.

Hairline

What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?

Nothing, they're both receding.