Receding jokes
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.