Formula jokes
If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?
H2O cubed.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
Iβm really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b Β± β(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
