Hairline jokes
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.