Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it
pp hi
my hairline may be straight but i’m not
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
your hair and your hairline must be best friends cause they go waaaaay back
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
Your hairline is so bad not even god could save it
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Your hairline receeds so far back that it defends your forehead
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's....Non existent......