Hairline jokes
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
pp hi
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.