Hairline jokes

The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.

Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.

Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.

*True story*

I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.

Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.

Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.

pp hi

My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.

You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.

Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.

Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"

Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!