Magnifying Glass jokes

Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.

Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!

What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?

An Investigator.

The happier they get, the less they see.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

I am glass! People see right through me.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.