Magnifying Glass jokes

Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.

Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!

What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?

An Investigator.

If you need to squint to read this...

You probably need glasses.

Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.

Also dwarf: can’t see.

What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?

Sauron said, "Eye see all."

You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.