Magnifying Glass jokes

Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!

What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?

An Investigator.

Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.

If you need to squint to read this...

You probably need glasses.

Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.

Also dwarf: can’t see.

You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.

So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.