Hairline jokes
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.