Hairline jokes

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!

If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.

Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.

If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.

Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.

If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.

The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.

Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.

Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.