Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. ðŸ˜
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.