Hairline jokes

Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.

Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?

Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.

Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.

Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.

Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.

My grandad and your hairline go way back.

Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.

Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!

You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.

Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.

Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.

Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.