Hairline

Hairline jokes

When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.

Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.

Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.

Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.