Hairline jokes
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.