Roman Empire jokes
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier? “Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"
You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
Community talk
“ When the Jews return to Zion - And a comet fills the sky - The Holy Roman Empire rises - And you and I must die - From the eternal sea he rises - Creating armies on either shore - Turning man against his brother - Till man exists no more”
I need to know, this question for all the guys, how often you think bout the Roman Empire?
My brothas..how often do you think of the Holy Roman Empire?