Roman Empire jokes
You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"
You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
Memes
Hopefully you all had a happy Easter. I did not do anything
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?
“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
Community
“ When the Jews return to Zion - And a comet fills the sky - The Holy Roman Empire rises - And you and I must die - From the eternal sea he rises - Creating armies on either shore - Turning man against his brother - Till man exists no more”
I need to know, this question for all the guys, how often you think bout the Roman Empire?
My brothas..how often do you think of the Holy Roman Empire?